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If we can’t kick Him, we’re out. Every unpopular kid knows what it’s like to have a party and have no one come. Even...

Kaepernick endorses Trump, subsequent spontaneous implosion causes sinkhole in between Kentucky and Missouri; OKlahoma Reeling This week, Nike came out with an ad that supported former...

Thanks Obama Every 37 seconds, Trump spews another hateful, ignorant, appalling remark. Just when you think you can’t hate him more, somehow he insults women...

It was another one of those moments that scare the heck out of taxpayers. You know the kind, like the city can’t find $9,000 to put in a groundwater monitoring well below the Valmont dike dam to protect public health, but they can happily keep finding millions of ...

Bad hair day confirmed Well, it’s official. The bad hair summit is on. In the coming weeks, the two men on planet Earth who happen...

When you can’t beat ‘em, leave ‘em Despite the persistent rumor (or poorly written screenplay) that California will one day separate from the mainland after...

To those about to report, we salute you You know, we’re thankful for Sean Spicer. Or as we call him, Baby Spice Jr. But...

Bottom’s up Finally, some good news. A study published in the Journal of the American College of Cardiology found that moderate drinking correlates to a...

please accept our condolences On behalf of all of us here at Boulder Weekly, we’d like to extend our heartfelt sympathy to the family...

It’s not you, it’s us Conservatives with Twitter accounts were outraged this week when they lost hundreds, and sometimes thousands, of followers during a purge...

Somehow, robots babies don’t work, but birth control does The day that abstinence-only education was introduced in schools should be a day celebrated in history....