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Astrology: 5/18/17
ARIES
March 21-April 19: “A 2-year-old kid is like using a blender, but you don’t have a top for it,” said comedian Jerry Seinfeld. Would...
Secret bisexuality and dating app usage; Erectile dysfunction meds
Dear Dan: I’m a 29-year-old man who desires a monogamous relationship. I’m currently in an LTR with a 29-year-old woman. Despite my feelings about...
A day in the life of Barrett Rogers
Barrett Rogers is a pretty normal guy. He lives with his wife in Big Elk Meadows, about 10 miles outside of Lyons. Every morning...
Chris Christie: Still stuck on stupid after all these years
There he goes again.
A couple weeks ago, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was speaking at a forum on substance abuse hosted by the New...
ICUMI (In case you missed it)
Sometimes everybody is right
This is one of those times. U.S. Sen. Cory Gardner (R-Colorado) managed to piss off North Korean leader Kim Jong-un by...
Soft problem, hard choice
Dear Dan: My husband is nearly 20 years older than me, which was never an issue early in our relationship. However, for approximately the...
Astrology 5/11/17
ARIES
March 21-April 19: The process by which Zoo Jeans are manufactured is unusual. First, workers wrap and secure sheets of denim around car tires...
ICUMI (in case you missed it)
You can’t do that on television, erm, we mean YouTube
We’ve all been there. Maybe it’s April Fools, maybe it’s their birthday, but a good-natured...
The frying pan and the egg
In 1996, my fifth grade class at Mesa Elementary and I earned our sheriff’s badge from Darren the D.A.R.E. lion. We walked across a...
Opioids: Where’s the outrage? (Glad you asked)
So where’s the outrage?
The Trump administration is trying to gin up the drug war again, only this time the focus is on “opioids.”
Opiods is...
Astrology: 5/4/17
ARIES
March 21-April 19:
Beware of feeling sorry for sharks that yell for help. Beware of trusting coyotes that act like sheep and sheep that act...
Savage answers questions from Revolution Hall
Nancy, the tech-savvy at-risk youth, two gimps, Christ on the cross, the Easter Bunny, two weeping women and the Easter Bunny’s smoking-hot leather master...
