WHOOPEE!

Power and wealth are best when shared, Gemini

Trust in the fertile void of not-knowing

Enjoy the mystery, Gemini

I'm just mad about saffron

Stop making sense

Time to evolve, Scorpios

Embrace the mystery, Pisces

Live miraculously, die miraculously

Real Gs move in silence

LEONARD BERNSTEIN!

Get gritty with it, Cancerians

Begone, crusty foulers!

We're all April's fools

Mountain goats go to heaven

Nourish what nourishes you; serve what serves

Embrace the fertile void

Be like the beaver, Taurus