I hate my job because … it’s so depressing. I’m not alone. A lot of us hate it. But what can we do? We are who we are. We’ve been put on Earth to serve a purpose. Sadly that service is not of our choosing. Oh, it is not doing the job that I hate. It’s just that, whenever I interact with people, they often end up gagging. Why? I’m nice. I want to help them! If only someone could make my job less depressing.
Sincerely, Mr. Tongue Depressor Doctor’s Aide
—Mickey Glantz
