The fruitful treasure of pregnant emptiness

Ride the lightning, Taurus

A very merry unbirthday, Geminis

Listen to your haters, Aquarians

It's time for a no-hate week, Libra

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may be on the verge of the breakthrough I prophesied a while back. Remember? I said you would be searching for the solution to a...

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I rarely recommend acquisitive behavior. But my analysis of the astrological omens tells me you now have cosmic authorization to indulge in a sublime version of...

Halloween costume recommendations based on your zodiac

Wield your flair with care, Capricorn

Flex your bulboid corpuscles, Libra

Embrace your dumb side, Capricorn

Request a a miracle, Sagittarius

Hating and Mating Season has arrived

Lubricate your inner life, Gemini

Make preparations for reparations, Scorpio

Show your tool some love, Leo

Freshen up the vibes, Gemini

Uranus is huge, Taurus