Let’s cheer for NFL cheerleaders

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Give me an ā€œNā€ ā€” Nnnnnn!

Give me an ā€œFā€ ā€” Ffffff!

Give me an ā€œLā€ ā€” Llllll! What does it spell?

Greeeeeddd!

The National Football League is continuing to run an off-field power play against its valuable female team players. Women on NFL teams? Yesā€”not running plays, but on the sidelines running the synchronized gymnastics and precision dance routines of professional cheerleaders. These women are an integral part of the spirit, entertainment, promotion, and financial success of this $9-billion-a-year corporate enterprise ā€”yet theyā€™re paid as little as $2.85 an hour, worked like mules, and are constantly abused and cheated.

Finally fed up, members of the Oakland Raiderettes cheerleading squad have sued their teamā€™s corporate hierarch for gross labor violations. Youā€™d think the billionaire owners of these sports kingdoms would be embarrassed to be publicly exposed as cheapskate exploiters of women. I mean, why wouldnā€™t they just pay $10 an hour, orā€”what the hellā€” $100? Thatā€™s pocket change to them.

Instead, the Oakland Raiders have rolled out their army of lawyers claiming that, thanks to a sneaky ā€œmandatory arbitrationā€ proviso in the ladiesā€™ employment contracts, the cheerleaders cannot go to court, but must submit any complaints to a private arbiter.

And who would that be? Why the NFL commissioner himself, whose $44-million-a-year salary is paid by the teamsā€™ owners! Why would he side with poverty-pay cheerleaders against the regal owners who feather his own nest? He wonā€™t, which is why these indefatigable women are not only challenging the NFLā€™s abuse of them, but also the abuse we all suffer from the absurd corporaterigged system of forced arbitration.

To keep up with the cheerleadersā€™ case and see how they are standing up for us, go to www.levyvinick.com/blog/ news.

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