Astrology

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ARIES March 21-April 19: Using scissors, snip off a strand of your hair. As you do, sing a beloved song with uplifting lyrics. Seal the...

ARIES March 21-April 19: According to my assessment of the astrological omens, your duty right now is to be a brave observer and fair-minded intermediary...

ARIES March 21-April 19: According to a Sufi aphorism, you can’t be sure that you are in possession of the righteous truth unless a thousand...

ARIES March 21-April 19: In the coming weeks, I urge you to flee from stale and rigid certainty. Rebel against dogmatic attitudes and arrogant opinions....

ARIES March 21-April 19: This is an indelicate oracle. If you’re offended by the mention of bodily functions in a prophetic context you should STOP READING NOW. Still here? OK. I was walking through my neighborhood when I spied an older woman standing over her aged ...

ARIES March 21-April 19: Nigerian author Wole Soyinka reworked the ancient Greek play, The Bacchae. In one passage, the god Dionysus criticizes King Pentheus, who...

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ARIES March 21-April 19: Normally, International CAPS LOCK DAY happens only once a year, on June 28. But in alignment with your current astrological omens, you have been granted the right to observe the next seven days as your own personal International CAPS LOCK ...

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ARIES March 21-April 19: “The only way to the truth is through blasphemy,” declared Aries author Flannery O’Connor. I appreciate the cheeky sentiment, but I...

ARIES March 21-April 19: If you chose me as your relationship guide, I’d counsel you and your closest ally to be generous with each other;...